Well here we are, the weirdest episode of Rose yet! People have been asking when Rose was getting married, and I think no matter who (or what) she gets hitched to this is pretty much how things will go anyway.
Now, then again, I have plenty of stories about Rose attending weddings to tell, and we will get to them shortly. Weddings are fun, and I’m sure Geoff would get invited in some capacity. Maybe he’ll be serving the entrees.
I literally ate half a wheel of Brie cheese while uploading this comic and I will apologise to no-one.
You know what’s a great type of cheese? BONUS CHEESE. You know, when you buy a dozen pack of single slices and it turns out there’s 13 slices in the pack? OH MAN THE BEST.
And Rose’s gran is always full of essential life advice, bless her cotton socks.
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Rose #7 is now on Comixology for only 99 cents! You can’t even get a box of McDonald’s Cookies for 99 cents any more. I loved those things. Oh man that reminds me, you know how on McDonald’s Cookies they had a little maze on the back of the box? WELL THEY DON’T EVEN COME IN BOXES ANY MORE! I know right, what a disgrace the modern world is!
It’s so important to have a work buddy that has your back, your ear and most importantly your snacks.
Work buddies are a vital part of any office environment, and Rose is all about keeping her mental health in check, as well as ensuring a consistent supply of muffins, bagels and pretty much any carbohydrate-based mid-morning treats.
But let’s talk about porridge for a minute. Porridge is, frankly, too much work to deal with in the morning, there’s a lot of critical timing involved and I can barely keep my eyes open at that time of the day. However, porridge is also a great excuse to add absolutely tons of brown sugar on top! So overall I am pro any meal that involves brown sugar.
This comic also has my absolute favourite line in all of Rose so far, and you will get a lollipop if you guess which one it is!
I would totally eat all of that and no word of a lie I would not feel an ounce of shame about it. Garlic bread is the best type of bread, oh actually there’s sourdough bread, what if we got sourdough bread but put garlic on it? NOW WE’RE TALKING.
Actually while we’re here can we talk about risotto? The local place does an awesome pumpkin risotto, but sometimes there’s too much for one person – IF YOU’RE EATING IN POLITE COMPANY. True friends do not judge you on your risotto consumption!