Rose Sniffs A Cake

The best cake is “any cake”

Rose Wants A Pony

Why didn’t Oprah do a show where instead of giving out cars she gave out ponies?

YOU get a pony and YOU get a pony and YOOOU ALLLL GET PONIIIIES!!!

(cut to 300 ponies screaming onto the stage, trampling everyone, wild panic in the crowd, Rose climbing on a pony and scurrying off)

Rose Loves Chickens

Rose Tastes Hula Hoops

Rose Needs Potatoes

When you line up in customs and they ask you if you’re here on business or pleasure and you say “potatoes”