Why didn’t Oprah do a show where instead of giving out cars she gave out ponies?
YOU get a pony and YOU get a pony and YOOOU ALLLL GET PONIIIIES!!!
(cut to 300 ponies screaming onto the stage, trampling everyone, wild panic in the crowd, Rose climbing on a pony and scurrying off)
When you line up in customs and they ask you if you’re here on business or pleasure and you say “potatoes”