You should try this the next time you’re in a pizza shop! I GUARANTEE* IT WILL WORK
I personally can’t do home delivery any more. Not that I really object to the home delivery charges, and goodness knows I hate actually leaving the house at the best of times, but it’s the idea of some random stranger coming to my home when I’m at my most vulnerable – when I’m hungry!
I mean, what if they judge my house? What if they judge the fact that I’m obviously alone and I ordered like, four pizzas, two garlic breads and a box of chicken wings? Sure, I can pretend to be calling out to the back room OH HEY GUYS THE PIZZA’S HERE but I’m not fooling anyone.
* Not a real guarantee