I would totally eat all of that and no word of a lie I would not feel an ounce of shame about it. Garlic bread is the best type of bread, oh actually there’s sourdough bread, what if we got sourdough bread but put garlic on it? NOW WE’RE TALKING.
Actually while we’re here can we talk about risotto? The local place does an awesome pumpkin risotto, but sometimes there’s too much for one person – IF YOU’RE EATING IN POLITE COMPANY. True friends do not judge you on your risotto consumption!
If I had my own cooking show I make every episode about making curry because let’s face it, we need more curry in the world. Have a curry today!
This story was mostly inspired by the service station that I would make a habit of popping into after work every day. Well, not every day, just the days where I was having a hard time and hating my day job. So, yeah, every day. Anyway, I would go in and get some Freddo Frogs and geez do I love me some Freddo Frogs, they are great.
Until one day, the guy behind the counter said “yep, like clockwork, you’re getting Freddo Frogs” and he’d already rung up the till even before I had gone up to the counter!
I’ve never been back again.
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I think turning into a puppet would be amazing because everything you do would be hilarious. My favourite muppet from The Muppet Show was Fozzie Bear because he was always trying to be funny and boy howdy can I relate. I wish I was Fozzie, but let’s be honest I probably ended up more like Gonzo. Oh no does this mean I have to kiss chickens now? Eww.
Personally I think a night spent in bed with Netflix and chocolate is pretty awesome but who am I to judge people who are into weird activities like going out or doing things?