Ladies and gentlemen, this is my all-time favourite Rose comic I’ve made so far. Geoff is a simple man, a quiet man who really just wants to be left alone, and Rose a simple woman who really never wants to be alone ever, WHAT COULD GO WRONG HERE?
I have really gotten into tea lately. I used to really dislike tea, I thought it was basically warmed up cordial, but it turns out I was just drinking really bad tea! So now I like tea with things like vanilla and lavender and honey but I especially like chamomile because it keeps me CALM
I AM VERY CALM.
Thanks to my ever-lovin’ pal Mister J for his writing help with this one! As always, I strongly encourage you to read his comics on his own website, especially if you love wrestling or old TV shows or other silly pop culture things!
ALSO KIDS, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Rose spent a week grounded and had to do chores and that got in the way of her usually luxurious lifestyle. I mean, there was no videos she could watch or anything.
You should try this the next time you’re in a pizza shop! I GUARANTEE* IT WILL WORK
I personally can’t do home delivery any more. Not that I really object to the home delivery charges, and goodness knows I hate actually leaving the house at the best of times, but it’s the idea of some random stranger coming to my home when I’m at my most vulnerable – when I’m hungry!
I mean, what if they judge my house? What if they judge the fact that I’m obviously alone and I ordered like, four pizzas, two garlic breads and a box of chicken wings? Sure, I can pretend to be calling out to the back room OH HEY GUYS THE PIZZA’S HERE but I’m not fooling anyone.
* Not a real guarantee
I think about pie a lot. I mean, a LOT! Pie is one of my favourite foods because it’s so versatile. You can have sweet pies or savoury pies and you really can’t go wrong, and really it makes me think that you can pretty much wrap anything in pastry and call it a pie and be happy.
OH MY GAWD I JUST THOUGHT, WHAT IF YOU GOT A JAPANESE CURRY AND MADE IT INTO A PIE? THAT WOULD BE BEST. Gotta go, I need to start a Kickstarter to make this happen!
Like every other vital part of Rose’s world, dairy brings nothing but trouble. I mean, cows are adorable and all, but what is she meant to so, make vital changes to her way of life? Pfffft.