You should try this the next time you’re in a pizza shop! I GUARANTEE* IT WILL WORK
I personally can’t do home delivery any more. Not that I really object to the home delivery charges, and goodness knows I hate actually leaving the house at the best of times, but it’s the idea of some random stranger coming to my home when I’m at my most vulnerable – when I’m hungry!
I mean, what if they judge my house? What if they judge the fact that I’m obviously alone and I ordered like, four pizzas, two garlic breads and a box of chicken wings? Sure, I can pretend to be calling out to the back room OH HEY GUYS THE PIZZA’S HERE but I’m not fooling anyone.
* Not a real guarantee
I think about pie a lot. I mean, a LOT! Pie is one of my favourite foods because it’s so versatile. You can have sweet pies or savoury pies and you really can’t go wrong, and really it makes me think that you can pretty much wrap anything in pastry and call it a pie and be happy.
OH MY GAWD I JUST THOUGHT, WHAT IF YOU GOT A JAPANESE CURRY AND MADE IT INTO A PIE? THAT WOULD BE BEST. Gotta go, I need to start a Kickstarter to make this happen!
Like every other vital part of Rose’s world, dairy brings nothing but trouble. I mean, cows are adorable and all, but what is she meant to so, make vital changes to her way of life? Pfffft.
You never know what big life change is coming around the corner, and it’s good to know that Rose is still capable of having an awakening like this and make some real hard decisions about her future.
I think the last big awakening I had was that if I was forced to eat Japanese chicken katsu curry every day I would totally be OK with that for reals.
I sure hope you have Free Hit thingies where you are because otherwise this comic makes NO SENSE AT ALL.
This one is actually based on the real life struggles I face when going for a walk with people who usually do NOT bop me in the arm but find themselves doing so when walking on these things, and what makes it worse is that I was the one that introduced them to the whole Free Hit thing! I guess I deserved this violent reversal of fortune. Do the police know about Free Hits? Are they OK with this?
Kids, do not try this at home! Do it out in the street.
This comic was also based on a conversation with my best friend about where sauce belongs and frankly I’m surprised we’re still best friends because she was coming up with some straight up nonsense I mean chilli sauce in the fridge what even is that?