I sure hope you have Free Hit thingies where you are because otherwise this comic makes NO SENSE AT ALL.
This one is actually based on the real life struggles I face when going for a walk with people who usually do NOT bop me in the arm but find themselves doing so when walking on these things, and what makes it worse is that I was the one that introduced them to the whole Free Hit thing! I guess I deserved this violent reversal of fortune. Do the police know about Free Hits? Are they OK with this?
Kids, do not try this at home! Do it out in the street.
This comic was also based on a conversation with my best friend about where sauce belongs and frankly I’m surprised we’re still best friends because she was coming up with some straight up nonsense I mean chilli sauce in the fridge what even is that?
The first few lunches with your new bestie are CRUCIAL to get right. Like, you don’t want to be the person who can never suggest where to go, or the one who takes forever to place an order, and what about the complex dynamics that gourmet burger places represent? It’s potentially really messy stuff and first impressions count. After all, you’re in for the long haul here.
But I tell you what though – when you get to the stage where you’re automatically taking your cucumber out of your Bahn Mi to give to your work bestie, or you’re on “comfortably double and even triple dipping spring rolls into the shared tub of sweet chilli sauce”…girl, there is nothing better.
Well here we are, the weirdest episode of Rose yet! People have been asking when Rose was getting married, and I think no matter who (or what) she gets hitched to this is pretty much how things will go anyway.
Now, then again, I have plenty of stories about Rose attending weddings to tell, and we will get to them shortly. Weddings are fun, and I’m sure Geoff would get invited in some capacity. Maybe he’ll be serving the entrees.
I literally ate half a wheel of Brie cheese while uploading this comic and I will apologise to no-one.
You know what’s a great type of cheese? BONUS CHEESE. You know, when you buy a dozen pack of single slices and it turns out there’s 13 slices in the pack? OH MAN THE BEST.
And Rose’s gran is always full of essential life advice, bless her cotton socks.
It’s so important to have a work buddy that has your back, your ear and most importantly your snacks.
Work buddies are a vital part of any office environment, and Rose is all about keeping her mental health in check, as well as ensuring a consistent supply of muffins, bagels and pretty much any carbohydrate-based mid-morning treats.
But let’s talk about porridge for a minute. Porridge is, frankly, too much work to deal with in the morning, there’s a lot of critical timing involved and I can barely keep my eyes open at that time of the day. However, porridge is also a great excuse to add absolutely tons of brown sugar on top! So overall I am pro any meal that involves brown sugar.
This comic also has my absolute favourite line in all of Rose so far, and you will get a lollipop if you guess which one it is!