OK I have to admit that this is also MY secret and I am happy to share it with the world. Putting your chips into the burgers is great, and dipping your warm salty chips into the chocolate sundae is also super double plus great! Give it a try today and let me know that I’ve made your life better!
Yes, Rose is a coffee drinker now! Since I’m not a coffee drinker myself I haven’t had much coffee in these comics at all, but I guess that will change in the future! I am a hot chocolate person really, though I have recently gotten into tea in a big way. Tea is lovely! Try having a cup of tea today, it will pick you right up!
I don’t forget my order, but one thing I caught myself doing at coffee shops was forgetting my name! Every time the person behind the counter asks me my name I go “uhhhhhhh….Cameron?” Like, how can I forget my own name? And now the person behind the counter is looking at me like “That is so not your name, you just made that up because you like Cameron Diaz or something” and then they think I’m a weirdo. I am NOT a weirdo I just don’t say my name much during the course of the day?!
Huge thanks to Dan Gilmore and Wolfram Young for writing this! You can read more of Dan’s work at sodavillecomics.com and say hello while you are there! Dan also made the Rose logo which I’m sure you will agree was very nice!
Living off the grid sounds great, and they certainly make it look wonderful on all those TV shows, but they leave out the common pitfalls, such as being attacked by a monkey or running out of phone battery. And have you ever tried putting together a tent? Literally impossible. I mean, I guess someone’s done it, somewhere, but it’s not exactly something they teach kids at school these days.
I guess monkeys are better than the mythical Irish wolf.
I’m not entirely unconvinced this could work. For someone who is a bit of a foodie, I’ve long thought that the biggest problem with eating is that it takes your whole mouth to do, and you can’t talk, and it makes it hard to be at like lunch with someone and you have a lot to catch up on but you also are super hungry so what are you meant to do? It’s a delicate balancing act. But if I had two mouths that solves a lot of problems.
So what I’m saying is that science has a long way to go before we’re living in a two-mouth utopia.
We all remember the important milestones in our lives – the first time we drank chocolate milk, the first time we could order whatever pizza we wanted, getting a car license so we can go through drive-throughs – but I’m not sure sock placement ranks up there.
Now, the question is, where do you stand on novelty socks? I think they look great, but the problem is that I don’t want people staring at my stinky feet, so what am I meant to do? I soon realised that the best solution is to have socks that stay in the original packaging on a display cabinet.
Thanks to my pal Mister J for his help with this comic – go give his stuff a read!