The lesson here is that when your friends want you to take part in a dinner party you should totally be fine with saying no and just eating an entire block of hazelnut chocolate while watching old episodes of M*A*S*H because a night with Hawkeye and BJ is A-OK in my book.

We tried dinner parties, and they kept ending up with philosophy students trying to have deep and meaningful conversations and I was just thinking about arranging my favourite Care Bears in order of friendliness.