Other text messages that came through from Rose in the past ten minutes:

  • Why can’t there be a machine that gives you the food they’re cooking on telly?
  • Milk. Why?
  • Last night I was watching the news and they said there was a new type of car but I misheard it and I thought they said there was a new type of CARB and I got a bit too excited and scared the neighbours
  • I think the walls are making fun of me
  • hi
  • Why don’t they have hash browns in Ireland?