When in Japan, always eat curry. When in ANY COUNTRY, EAT JAPANESE CURRY
Why didn’t Oprah do a show where instead of giving out cars she gave out ponies?
YOU get a pony and YOU get a pony and YOOOU ALLLL GET PONIIIIES!!!
(cut to 300 ponies screaming onto the stage, trampling everyone, wild panic in the crowd, Rose climbing on a pony and scurrying off)