Rose and Dahlia Engage In Needless Violence


I sure hope you have Free Hit thingies where you are because otherwise this comic makes NO SENSE AT ALL.

This one is actually based on the real life struggles I face when going for a walk with people who usually do NOT bop me in the arm but find themselves doing so when walking on these things, and what makes it worse is that I was the one that introduced them to the whole Free Hit thing! I guess I deserved this violent reversal of fortune. Do the police know about Free Hits? Are they OK with this?

Kids, do not try this at home! Do it out in the street.

This comic was also based on a conversation with my best friend about where sauce belongs and frankly I’m surprised we’re still best friends because she was coming up with some straight upĀ nonsense I mean chilli sauce in the fridge what evenĀ is that?

Rose and Dahlia Place An Order

The first few lunches with your new bestie are CRUCIAL to get right. Like, you don’t want to be the person who can never suggest where to go, or the one who takes forever to place an order, and what about the complex dynamics that gourmet burger places represent? It’s potentially really messy stuff and first impressions count. After all, you’re in for the long haul here.

But I tell you what though – when you get to the stage where you’re automatically taking your cucumber out of your Bahn Mi to give to your work bestie, or you’re on “comfortably double and even triple dipping spring rolls into the shared tub of sweet chilli sauce”…girl, there is nothing better.

Rose Gets Married


Well here we are, the weirdest episode of Rose yet! People have been asking when Rose was getting married, and I think no matter who (or what) she gets hitched to this is pretty much how things will go anyway.

Now, then again, I have plenty of stories about Rose attending weddings to tell, and we will get to them shortly. Weddings are fun, and I’m sure Geoff would get invited in some capacity. Maybe he’ll be serving the entrees.

Rose and Dahlia Enjoy Cheese

I literally ate half a wheel of Brie cheese while uploading this comic and I will apologise to no-one.

You know what’s a great type of cheese? BONUS CHEESE. You know, when you buy a dozen pack of single slices and it turns out there’s 13 slices in the pack? OH MAN THE BEST.

And Rose’s gran is always full of essential life advice, bless her cotton socks.

Rose #7 is now on Comixology!

Hello! Did you know that Rose is also on Comixology, the world’s #1 digital comic book shop? It’s true! And what’s more, the very latest issue is now available on that awesome service!

And since Comixology is owned by Amazon, chances are you already have an account there, and are just a few quick clicks away from reading Rose’s latest adventures on your favourite digital devices! Comixology has an awesome feature where it guides you through each comic panel by panel, making it a great comic reading experience even on mobile phones!

Rose #7 is now on Comixology for only 99 cents! You can’t even get a box of McDonald’s Cookies for 99 cents any more. I loved those things. Oh man that reminds me, you know how on McDonald’s Cookies they had a little maze on the back of the box? WELL THEY DON’T EVEN COME IN BOXES ANY MORE! I know right, what a disgrace the modern world is!